Excellent at:  Writing team rider bio's

Possibly the most intelligent and attractive individual ever.  Also has telekinetic powers

note:  The above may be a slight exaggeration.  John's only real skill appears to be avoiding nicknames that stick

John is the godfather (if you will) of raceboarders.com, and the source of 90% of In-N-Out Burger's revenue over the last decade

Also snowboards, sometimes quite well

Excellent At:  Being the only one with step ins, so we're all a little jealous

Frank is a bad ass ripper who's always ready for a psycho 26 nonstop hour drive to vermont to ride a few days before the local hills open

Redefines the term big air, and when he's not snowboarding he makes winning SCCA autocrosses look easy.  (although you have to wonder about anyone who drives a dodge neon with a roll cage)

Excellent At:  Riding into streams that aren't quite frozen, and being hit on by cougars on the chair lift

This scruffy bastard, who once insisted that people call him Wyachi, (legally he doesn't have a first name) bombs hills like he's on a mission from god and attacks beers with the same relentless determination

Excellent At:  We call him small fire because things around him tend to burst into flame (actually this hasn't happened in a long time)

Other names for Micah include exxon valdez and other veiled references at the occasional episode of clumsiness.  It's sad but true, Micah and inanimate objects aren't the best of friends

However Micah is damn good with things that do move (like snowboards)  In fact, he rips with a vengeance and airs it out damn impressively, just don't try to steal his hat