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The
timeless
&
Classic
RACEBOARDERS shirt |
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A genuine raceboarders shirt
will:
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Inform people you walk
past that you are a badass |
Allow you to travel through time
but
only forward* and at the same speed as everyone else
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Protect you from both cooties and
killer bees |
Increase your attractiveness to members
of the opposite sex by 14.3%
when compared to a
hat saying "I only date girls who support me financially" |
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*The RACEBOARDERS.COM
research and development team is working on a shirt which will allow
you to travel back in time as well as forward.
However the prototype shirt only goes to
the 80's and we don't like Don Johnson or big hair |